I told my children recently that when you walk into someone’s house and it is grand try to look into their eyes and not overdo the ‘wow, your house is friggin huge’. If they are nice rich people make sure you tell them their house is lovely. If they are mean rich snobs comment on a small – very small – vase of simple flowers only and then ask them what their sign is. When they say’do you like my indoor pool? Say ‘what is your favourite colour?’It might kill them but it will be good for them. Continue reading →